Following the Stardust hotel on the same side of the strip is the kid-oriented Circus Circus. Because God knows parents need a place to dump their children when they want to go gamble away their welfare checks. (they have 400 hookups for white trash-mobiles!...errr..I mean recreational vehicles) However, I'm still a big kid at heart and always will be. Which makes my not being able to visit here even more disappointing. When I go back, I *must* spend the better part of a day here. They have an entire theme park under the big top with lots of rides and games. Granted, if a clown even tried to approach me I'd be compelled to insert his size 24 shoes up his ass. And heaven help the child who even *thinks* about cutting me in line. But I'd be willing to deal with these minor nuisances to enjoy the pleasure of an amusement park not swamped with thousands of people. It's 350,000 square feet of roller-coastery goodness! Indoors! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
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